Flaccid Rock

I used to be friends with a girl named Doris. We used to mess around, getting pissed up and generally raising hell. We painted phone boxes red, dressed her dog up in bikinis and took it for walks, we once even stole someone's fence, for no reason at all. I had just split up from Damo, I was depressed and D did not like a Moping Molly so she took it upon herself to set me up with a new man. Her cousin had a friend who she wanted me to meet so she called her cousin up and invited them over for a drink (providing they brought their own drink, of course :) ).

So over came her cousin and his mate, pulling up in the ugliest car I have ever seen. Out stepped this gangly, spotty, awkward bloke and an absoloutly stunning estate rough hunk of man. I couldn't believe my luck! D had actually set me up with someone decent!

Until D introduced the new Sex God as her cousin! The lanky one was for me! Gaaah! What on earth was I supposed to do? I fancied my mate's cousin! After politely excusing myself, I grabbed D and yanked her up the stairs. 'Doris' I hissed, 'You have to set me up with your cousin, he's gorgeous!'. Doris started laughing, 'I knew you'd fancy him, that's why I invited him over, you muppet! The only reason he brought his mate was cause I fancy a bit!'.

We return downstairs and I try with every bit of will power I have not to rip off every piece of clothing I have on. I'm trying to drink my beer but everytime I go to take a drink, I catch his eye and blush like a school girl. He stands up and calls D out of the room, and me and his mate make awkward conversation whilst I try and hear what's going on. D shouts my name and I practically bolt through to the other room. 'Oh my God, what if he doesn't fancy me? What if he's telling D he has a gf or something? Dammit, dammit, dammit, where's a Wonderbra when you need one?' I'm thinking.

I go into the next room and Badboy is standing there, smiling at the floor, and D is lounging on the sofa, damn near pissing herself laughing. 'Guess what he just told me, go on, guess!' she laughs at me, whilst I look completely bamboozled. 'Go on, tell her then' she says to Badboy. He looks at the floor before looking at me, then D, then me again. 'I really really like you' says my Badboy. 'Will you go out with me?' 'Fuck playing it cool' me thinks and then I kinda, well, I maybe kinda jumped on him! Fucking yippeee!! I gots me a hot young man!

And that's how I meet him.

The relationship, on the other hand, well now, that's gonna require a whole nuther entry!

Love Sam xXx

Labels: Badboy, Reminiscing

Honey...the relationship probably requires and whole other blog. They always do!  


We have time.....

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